What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What does winter fat turn into?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?