What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why was the bunny upset?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

Where do burgers like to dance?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

When should baseball players wear armor?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Which dog belongs in a band?