What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

How can you farm during the winter?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?