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What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?