How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What do elves learn in school?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

What animal knows kung fu?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?