Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What kind of ant is good at math?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?