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Why are cats good at playing video games?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

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