What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?