What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What do you call a sad latte?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?