What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why do cats love to work?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Where was Noah born?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
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