What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why are baseball games at night?

What day of the week do chickens hide?