What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

How do horses navigate at night?

How do birds threaten one another?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What do elves learn in school?

Why don't fish play basketball?