I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Which cats love to be petted?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

Where do colds go on vacation?

What food is a man's best friend?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

What game do cows play at parties?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?