What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why was the cow afraid?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Which fly makes films?

Why is the beach so confident?

What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Which subject has two parts?