What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
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What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why do cats give such great massages?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
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