What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What season begins with a thud?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What day is your mom always right?
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