What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Which founding father loves to sing?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What math figure is also in the band?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
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