What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Where do German dogs sleep?
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