What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Which state is the cleanest?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
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