What do you call a retired vegetable?
A has-bean.
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What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What do math teachers eat?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
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