What do cows say on NYE?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

How is cat food sold?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Which is the worst season?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?