What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

Why was the dog so popular?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Which singer could always break a five?