My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Why are fish such good architects?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Do you have the best ceiling?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?