Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
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Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why was the bee sad?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
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