Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
How much does freedom weigh?
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