Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
They have no organs.
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What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
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