What do you do when two snails fight?
Let them slug it out.
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
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What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
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