Why are boxers good comedians?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Which elf is the best singer?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

How does dinner smell?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

What money do cats use to go shopping?