Why was the pirate late for work?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What game do mice love to play?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?