What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
A hostile.
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Where do hands go on vacation?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
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