Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

How does dinner smell?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What do you call stolen cheese?

How do you make antifreeze?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?