How do billboards talk?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What animal has the most fun?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What did the sick chicken say?