What does a dolphin say when it's confused?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Why are books always so angry?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do Scottish toads play?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?