What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why do bees gossip?

What fairy loves to count?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Where do horses reside?

When fish play football, who is the captain?