What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
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What do farmers do on February 14th?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
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