Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Where do polar bears vote?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What do you call a baby monkey?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?