What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What game do mice love to play?
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