My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What car can't keep a secret?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?