Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
I broke my finger!
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
How does dinner smell?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
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