Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Where do burgers like to dance?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
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