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What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What animal is always ready to protect people?