Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
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What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
The museum curator needed a break.
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Why didn't the melons get married?
Why is Kermit the FrogĀ® so good at gardening?
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