What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why are stones so good at music?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?