Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
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