Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Its dreams were squashed.
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What tree has the most bark?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
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