Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Who invented fractions?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

When do cows get tired?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

This candy bar is a real home run.

How do you prevent a summer cold?