Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why do all the planets get along?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

Which president loved to take baths?

Do dads always snore?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?