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What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

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What's a car's favorite TV show?

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What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?