What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What's E.T. short for?

Families are like fudge.

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Where do polar bears vote?

Which president loved to take baths?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?