Why did the whale cross the road?

Where do you take sick ponies?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

How does a witch play loud music?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?