When does a horse talk?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

How do locomotives know where to go?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What animal loves Indian food?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What did the paper say to the pencil?