What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Which cats love to be petted?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why was the math book sad?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

How do billboards talk?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?