What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What did March say to the madness?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why did the frog starve?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?