What did March say to the madness?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Which fly makes films?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Which animal is the most religious?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?