Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do clouds do as soon as they make money?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

What school subject really rocks?

Why did the cat start laughing?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?