Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
She wanted a baker's dozen!
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What is another term for the price of gas?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
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