Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
She wanted a baker's dozen!
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
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