Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why are grandkids so great?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?