What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What shape is bad at driving?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What fish only swims at night?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What is the loneliest cheese?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

Why do plants hate algebra?