Why did the window need an aspirin?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

How do you get straight A's?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?