Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

How long will dinner be?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?