What do you call a Russian flea?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why did the frog starve?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?