Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Where do kittens go to school?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

How do bunnies stay fit?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?