What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What do fish use for glasses?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?