Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Why do cows go to New York?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?