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What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

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Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Families are like fudge.

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

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Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?