Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?