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What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What are you studying in math?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

Why do cows make great bakers?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?