What do elves learn in school?

Why is a computer so smart?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?