Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

How are teens like cats?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?