Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
It's an ivy league school.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
How does a cow do math?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's a cat's favorite color?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
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