Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why was the bee sad?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

How do you arrest a pig?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why do hogs play so much football?