Why did the student always get straight A's?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Where do surfers go to school?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?