What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What do you eat on July 5th?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?