Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Which elf is the best singer?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What shape is bad at driving?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What's a cat's favorite color?

I'm not a bad putter.

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?