What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What sweet treat never panics?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?