Why is the piano so hard to open?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Why are ghosts always single?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Why is furniture so generous?

A book just fell on my head.

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?