What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What is a whale's favorite sport?