Are baby skunks cute?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What's the opposite of irony?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?