What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

How did the toad die?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Why are trees always so positive?

Where do cows go on the weekend?