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Sit in the shade.
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What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why are cars magic?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
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