What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Sit in the shade.
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
How does a barber get to work?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!