Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

How does a taco bless the table?

Where are average things manufactured?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?