Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What do cows like to dance to?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?