Where do ships always get stuck?
Anchor-age!
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What tree has the most bark?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
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