Where do ships always get stuck?
Anchor-age!
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
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