Where do cows go on vacation?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What did summer say to spring?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

How long will dinner be?

Why was the cat so small?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?