Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What's the noisiest food?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?