Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?