Why don't fish play basketball?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?