Why is the piano so hard to open?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why are grandkids so great?

Which bug is related to you?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?