What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How do hurricanes see?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
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