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What did the sick chicken say?

How long do chickens work?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?