What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?