How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
With a floodlight.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What building always gets stains on it?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
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