How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
With a floodlight.
Where do mermaids see movies?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do cows like to dance to?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
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