Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?