Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

How was the wedding?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?