A book just fell on my head.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What part of a football field is never the same?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?