What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why was the musician arrested?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

Why do two skunks argue?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?