What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What vegetables do librarians like?