Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
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