Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
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Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
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