Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why was the bunny upset?
What is the most faithful insect?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
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