Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
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Why don't ostriches fly ?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
Where are average things manufactured?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Which family member is always relieved?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
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