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Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why is furniture so generous?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

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Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What do you call a retired vegetable?