What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
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