What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
What do you find at the end of everything?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why is spring the oddest season?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
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