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What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

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What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?