What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What makes a glow worm glow?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Why do cows wear bells?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

How do you wash a lamb?