What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Pencil-vania.
What do you find at the end of everything?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
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