What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What day do hands always go to church?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What game do bats excel at?