What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Carol.
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
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