What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?