What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why did the body of water think so much?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What do math teachers eat?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

Why was the horse so happy?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?