What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
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