Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

How do locomotives know where to go?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What do doctors do when a problem comes up?

What does the sun drink out of?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?