What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do you call a pig thief?

What makes pirates such good singers?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What's a bat's favorite game?