What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What game does chlorine never lose?
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