What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
A peeping tom.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
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