Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Grimace™.
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How long will dinner be?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
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