Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

How do automobiles fly?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?