What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Do you have the best ceiling?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?