What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do cats wear to work?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
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