What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
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