What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
What's the saddest part of the week?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What words make the best athletes?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
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