What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What farm animal is best at karate?
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