What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why is the beach so confident?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
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