Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Why did the singer perform on an airplane?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?