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What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do you call two birds in love?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

How do bees get to school?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?