What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why are books always so angry?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What musical instrument is the best typist?