What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

What season begins with a thud?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?