What birds make average students?
C-gulls.
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
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