What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Domino's®.
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
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