What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What horn never makes a sound?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

How does dinner smell?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

How does a cow do math?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?