Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Maggot Thatcher.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What time of day was Adam created?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Which bug is related to you?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
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