Why are cowboys always religious?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What time of day was Adam created?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?