Where do belly buttons go to college?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

When do cows get tired?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?