What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why did the frog starve?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

I'm not a bad putter.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?