What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What bird is always sad?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?