What did the sickly elevator say?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

Why was the cow afraid?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?