What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Why are books always so angry?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What is a table you can eat?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?