What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
I'm wood.
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
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