Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Which dog loves to rob banks?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

What do you call a pig thief?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Why was the musician arrested?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why did the cloud date the fog?