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Why was the chip acting so goofy?

How does a taco bless the table?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why do math teachers love March?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?