What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What do you call a vacation at home?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?