What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What did the sick chicken say?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?