You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

Why is a computer so smart?

How does a cow do math?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

Where do goldfish go camping?