Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

What fish sings the best?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?