What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?