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What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

How does a barber get to work?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Where was Noah born?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

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